omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”
I can go from
little house on prairie girl
Captain on the high seas
In 10 seconds or you get your gender roles free.
WELL THAT WAS AN UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST.